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Hobbit Cafe Menu

2243 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX

2243 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX

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  • DrinksCurrent Category
  • Appetizers
  • Beyond the Shire
  • Burgers
  • Sandwiches & Wraps
  • Hobbit Sweets
  • Kid's Meals
  • Sides
  • Soups & Salads
  • Meal Box

Drinks

Apple Juice

$3.49

Athelas

$5.99

Black Tea

$3.19

Blue Wizard's Lemonade

$4.99

Coffee

$3.19

Ent's Lemonade

$3.99

Guayaki Yerba Mate

$5.99

Herbal Tea

$3.19

Hot Chocolate

$3.19

Hot Tea

$3.19

Kickin' Kombucha

$5.49

Kids Drink

$1.00

Milk

$3.49

Mines of Moria Coffee

Cold-brewed with locally roasted Green Dragon coffee.

$6.99

Orange Juice

$3.99

Rosie Cotton's Lemonade

$4.99

Soda

$3.19

St Arnold Ginger Beer

$3.99

St Arnold Root Beer

$3.99

Tom Bombadil

$3.99

Topo Chico

$3.49

Arwen Banana & Coconut Smoothie

Banana and coconut.

$7.99

Baggins Banana Smoothie

Banana and cinnamon.

$7.49

Bucklebury Blueberry

Blueberry with Greek yogurt.

$8.99

Gimli Smoothie

Peanut butter, banana, carob, and cinnamon.

$8.99

Legolas Smoothie

Avocado, spinach, and mango.

$8.99

Merry Mango Smoothie

$8.99

Misty Mountain Strawberry Smoothie

$7.49

Mithril Mix Smoothie

Strawberry, banana, and pineapple.

$7.99

Straw Banana Smoothie

Strawberry and banana.

$7.99

Tauriel Smoothie

Kiwi and strawberry.

$7.99

Tropical Pippen Smoothie

Pineapple and coconut.

$7.99

Wilderland Nut Smoothie

Banana and almond.

$7.99


Appetizers

Chips & Queso

$7.99

Chips & Salsa

$3.49

Chips, Salsa & Queso

$9.99

Dragon Wings

Chicken wings served with Jamaican jerk sauce and our own chipotle sauce.

$8.49+

Dwarven Salmon Quesadilla

Blackened salmon with jack cheese and grilled onions on corn tortillas served with pico de gallo and sour cream.

$14.99

Dwarven Shrimp Quesadilla

Blackened shrimp with jack cheese and grilled onions on corn tortillas served with pico de gallo and sour cream.

$12.99

Goblin Pickles

Lightly breaded and served with Chipotle Caesar dressing.

$7.99

Great Goblin's Platter

Shrimp rolls (2), Fried Pickles (8), jalapeno poppers (4), Dragon wings (4), and your choice of a Quesadilla.

$24.99+

Hobbit Quesadilla

Jack cheese with red and green bell peppers on flour tortillas served with pico de gallo and sour cream. Optional protein.

$9.99

Lake-Town Shrimp Rolls

Cream cheese, shrimp, and chives, rolled in a spring roll paper and lightly fried. Served with a side of sweet Thai chili sauce.

$8.99

Lonely Mountain Black Bean Nachos

Tortilla chips topped with black beans and jack cheese, served with pico de gallo, jalapeño peppers and sour cream. Optional protein.

$10.99

Mordor Hummus Platter

Made to order: garlic hummus, avocado, serrano and cilantro, served with tomato, jalapeno, cucumber, pita, and tzatziki.

$12.99

Orc Poppers

Jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese, lightly fried and served with our salsa.

$9.99

The Fellowship Platter

Roasted garlic hummus, tabouli, kalamata olives, feta, dolmas, roasted red peppers, tomato, and cucumber on spring mix served with pita and tzaziki.

$16.99

Treebeard's Guacamole Salad

Guacamole on spring mix with tomato and alfalfa sprouts served with corn tortilla chips and house-made red salsa.

$9.99

Wizard Quesadilla

Baby spinach, mushrooms and jack cheese, served with sour cream and pico de gallo.

$9.99


Beyond the Shire

Celeborn's Cheese Enchiladas

Jack cheese in corn tortillas, topped with chipotle verde sauce. Served with black beans, brown rice, and sour cream.

$12.99

Elrond's Guacamole Tacos

Guacamole, sliced tomato and shredded cheddar in a crispy corn tortilla shell served with pico de gallo and alfalfa sprouts. Optional choice of protein.

$10.99

Fangorn Portobello Fajitas

Sizzling portobello mushroom caps, red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, black beans, brown rice, whole jalapeno and (4) flour or corn tortillas.

$19.99

Gollum's 2 Fish Tacos

Blackened fish fillet on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.

$13.99+

Gollum's 3 Fish Tacos

$17.99+

Gollum's Grouper Fish Tacos

Blackened grouper fillet topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.

$17.99+

Gondor

Blackened Cajun-seasoned flounder with house-made cilantro-lime cream sauce, brown rice, veggie medley, and red onion garnish.

$20.99

Helm's Deep Fajitas Beef

Sizzling beef with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, black beans, brown rice, whole jalapeno and (4) flour or corn tortillas.

$24.99

Helm's Deep Fajitas Chicken

Sizzling chicken with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, black beans, brown rice, whole jalapeno and (4) flour or corn tortillas.

$19.99

Helm's Deep Fajitas Combo

Sizzling beef and chicken with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, black beans, brown rice, whole jalapeno and (4) flour or corn tortillas.

$23.99

Lady Galadriel's Magic Enchiladas

Sauteed spinach, mushrooms and onions in corn tortillas topped with house-made mole sauce and melted jack cheese. Served with black beans, brown rice, and pico de gallo.

$13.99

Lindon Burrito

San Diego-inspired, loaded with seasoned fries, choice of protein, avocado, pico de gallo, shredded cheddar, and sour cream, served with corn tortilla chips.

$12.99+

Lorien Salmon

Grilled salmon filet served with brown rice and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).

$20.99

Lorien Shrimp

Grilled shrimp (10) served with brown rice and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).

$17.99

Rivendell Chicken

Chicken breast topped with house-made Jamaican Jerk sauce and toasted coconut, served with mango pico de gallo, curried brown rice, and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).

$17.99

Rivendell Salmon

Salmon filet topped with house-made Jamaican Jerk sauce and toasted coconut, served with mango pico de gallo, curried brown rice, and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).

$21.99

Rohan Chicken Enchiladas

Shredded chicken breast sauteed with tomatoes and onion in corn tortillas topped with your chosen sauce and melted jack cheese. Served with black beans, brown rice, and pico de gallo.

$15.99

Gollum's Shrimp 2 Tacos

Blackened shrimp on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.

$14.99+

Gollum's Shrimp 3 Tacos

Blackened shrimp on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.

$18.99+

Smeagol's Shrimp Enchiladas

Grilled shrimp (8) and grilled onions in corn tortillas topped with house-made cilantro-lime 'blanca' cream sauce. Rolled to order.

$16.99

Valinor

Steamed or grilled medley of broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, zucchini and yellow squash over a bed of black beans and brown rice, topped with shredded red cabbage.

$13.99

Fish & Chips Friday

$18.00+

Shrimp & Chips friday

$18.00

Bean & Veggetilla

$8.99

Veggetilla

$8.99


Burgers

Aragorn's Avocado Burger

Grilled Angus with avocado. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$14.99+

Bifur's Lamb Burger

Fresh ground leg of lamb grilled and served with spring mix, tomatoes, marinated cucumbers, red onion, and mayo.

$16.99+

Bofur's Buffalo Burger

Grilled lean buffalo patty served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$15.99+

Bolg's Black & Bleu Burger

Cajun seasoned burger blackened and topped with sautéed bell peppers and onions with blue cheese dressing.

$15.99+

Bombur's Bacon Cheese Burger

Angus patty with bacon and cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$15.99+

Boromir's Boudin Burger

One half pound Angus burger topped with one quarter pound smoked jalapeño pork boudin, mango pico de gallo, spring mix, creole mustard, chipotle caesar dressing, and Sriracha sauce.

$15.99+

Dori's Salmon Burger

Grilled wild salmon patty served with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and dill dressing.

$14.99+

Eowyn's Elk Burger

Colorado elk, ghost pepper cheddar, fig jam, caramelized onions and arugula.

$19.99+

Fool of a Took Turkey Burger

Ground turkey, spring mix, tomato, onion, and pickle with mayo.

$12.99+

Hobbit Burger

Grilled Angus with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$12.99+

Jamaican Jerk Burger

Grilled Angus topped with Caribbean Jerk Sauce. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$12.99+

King Theoden’s Burger

Grilled Angus patty topped with smoked gouda, sauteed mushrooms and kalamata olives with humus and pesto.

$15.99+

The Meadle-Earth Burger

Grilled Angus patty topped with caramelized mead mushrooms, caramelized onions, goat cheese and arugula.

$15.99+

Mirkwood Black Bean Burger

Our own black bean patty served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and hummus. (Vegan)

$12.99+

Fires of Mt. Doom Burger

Grilled Angus patty topped with chorizo, hatch queso, guacamole, pico de gallo, sauteed jalapenos, sliced serranos and cilantro.

$15.99+

Ori's Grouper Burger

8 oz. grouper filet, spring mix, tomato, red onion, tartar sauce and a side.

$16.99+

Ori's Grouper Burger.

Prancing Pony Hickory Burger

Grilled Angus patty topped with bacon, cheddar, barbecue sauce, spring mix, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$15.99+

Radagast's Mushroom Burger

Portobello mushroom cap marinated in olive oil, balsamic and spice atop spring mix, tomato and red onion with basil pesto.

$12.99+

Saruman's Caesar Burger

Grilled Angus patty topped with house-made Caesar dressing, shredded parmesan, sauteed jalapenos, spring mix, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.

$14.99+

The Balrog Burger

Double patty, avocado, bacon, cheddar and jack cheese, sauteed jalapeno, sauteed mushroom, spring mix, tomato, onion, and pickle, with house-made Chipotle Caesar dressing, skewered with an Orc Popper.

$23.99+

The Morgoth Burger

$39.99+


Sandwiches & Wraps

Ballin Dwalin Upgrade Sandwich

Avocado, alfalfa sprouts, red cabbage, and curried chicken salad mixed with red grapes, green onions, and sliced almonds atop spring mix, tomato, and mayo.

$15.99+

Bilbo the Magnificent Sandwich

Guacamole, tomato, cucumber, sprouts, and veganaise.

$10.99+

Dwalin Sandwich

Curried chicken salad mixed with red grapes, green onions, and sliced almonds atop spring mix, tomato, and mayo.

$12.99+

Elven Kings Rings

(3) mini-croissants with choice of salad: Curry Chicken, Chicken, Tuna, Egg or Tabouli between veganaise or mayo and romaine.

$12.99+

Fatty Lumpkin Sandwich

Albacore tuna mixed with red apple, green onion, red onion, and mayo between tomato and melted jack cheese.

$11.99+

Frodo Sandwich

$11.99+

Gandalf Sandwich

Avocado topped with mushrooms (fresh or sauteed) and melted jack cheese.

$11.99+

Gandalf Shadowfax Upgrade Sandwich

Avocado topped with sauteed mushrooms, sauteed onions, boudin, bacon, a fried egg, and melted jack cheese.

$17.99+

Samwise Gamgee Sandwich

Thick-cut smoked turkey breast, bacon, spring mix, tomato, and mayo.

$13.99+

Shire Hobbiton Upgrade Sandwich

Avocado, tabouli, alfalfa sprouts, boudin link, sauteed mushrooms, sauteed jalapenos, tomato, and hummus.

$14.99+

Smaug's Arkenstone Upgrade Sandwich

Thick-sliced smoked turkey breast, avocado, bacon, jalapenos (fresh or grilled), sauteed onions, Chipotle Caesar dressing, tomato, and melted jack cheese.

$16.99+

Smaug's Delight Sandwich

Thick-sliced smoked turkey breast, avocado, tomato, and melted jack cheese.

$13.99+

Strider Sandwich

$10.99+

The Far Down Sandwich

Boiled egg mixed with dill weed and mayo between guacamole, tomato, and mayo.

$10.99+

Thorin Oakenshield Sandwich

Tabouli topped with mushrooms (fresh or sauteed) and melted jack cheese.

$10.99+

The Shire Sandwich

Avocado, tabouli, alfalfa sprouts, tomato, and hummus.

$11.99+

Withywindle Sandwich

Chicken salad mixed with green onions and mayo atop spring mix, tomato, and mayo.

$11.99+

Falafel Wrap

Falafel (6), hummus, tzatziki, feta, cucumber, tomato, red onion, and spring mix.

$14.99+

Lembas Avocado Toast

Open-faced seeded wheat toast, avocado, alfalfa sprouts, sliced radish, sunflower seeds, and shredded carrots.

$10.99+


Hobbit Sweets

Bag End Key Lime Pie

$8.99

Brandywine Bourbon Pecan Pie

$8.99

Carrot Cake of Angmar

$9.99

GF/ Vegan Cheesecake

$9.99

Oin & Gloin's Cheesecake

$9.99

Old Man Willow's Mousse Cake

$9.99

Pumpkin Cheesecake

$8.99

Whole Carrot Cake

$81.00

Whole Cheesecake

$68.00

Whole Key Lime Pie

$35.00

Whole Mousse Cake

$83.00

Whole Pecan Pie

$91.00

Whole Salted Caramel Cheesecake

$77.00


Kid's Meals

Kid's Blakeley's Nachos

$8.00+

Kid's Burger

$8.00+

Kid's Cheese Quesadillas

$8.00+

Kid's Chicken Dino

$8.00+

Kid's Grilled Cheese

$8.00+


Sides

Ala Beef Patty

$6.99

Ala Black Bean Patty

$5.99

Ala Buffalo Patty

$8.99

Ala Elk Patty

$8.99

Ala Lamb Patty

$7.99

Ala Mushroom Patty

$5.99

Ala Scoop Protein

$7.99

Avocado

$1.99+

Black Beans

$1.99+

Brown Rice

$1.99+

Cheese Select

$1.99

Corn Tortilla

$0.49+

Extra Beef Fajita

$6.99

Extra Enchilada

$3.79

Extra Salmon

$9.99

Extra Tofu

$1.99

Extra Tuna

$7.59

Extra Turkey

$3.99

Flour Tortilla

$0.49+

Fries & Onion Rings

$7.49

Grande Chicken

$4.99

Guacamole

$1.99+

Hummus

$4.99

Jalapenos

$0.99

Lord of the Onion Rings

$9.99

Mango Pico de Gallo

$2.49

Mixed Fruit

$2.99+

Mixed Veggies Bowl

$6.99

Mixed Veggies Cup

$2.49

Mordor Hummus

Hummus, avocado, serrano, cilantro, and lime juice.

$6.99

Pico de gallo

$1.99

Pita Round

$1.99

Queso

$1.99+

Queso Fries

$8.99

Salsa

$1.49

Sauteed Mushrooms

$0.99

Large Seasoned Fries

$7.99

Side of Dolmas

$3.99

Side Spinach

$2.99

Side Sprouts

$1.59

Side Tabouli

$5.99

Slice Bread

$0.99

Small Chicken

$2.99

Small Half Beans and Rice

$1.99

Small Side Carrots

$1.99

Small Side Potato Chips

$1.99

Sour Cream

$1.99

Tortilla Chips

$1.99

Uruk Fries

Loaded Fries with Queso, Chorizo and Jalapeno.

$10.99

Vegan Queso

$2.49+

Small Fries

$3.19

Large Sweet Potato Fries

$8.99


Soups & Salads

Hobbit Soup Bowl

Vegetarian, made daily.

$6.99

Hobbit Soup Cup

Vegetarian, made daily.

$3.99

Nazgul's Gazpacho

Broccoli, tomato juice, cucumber, and bell pepper.

$4.99+

1 Scoop Strider's Protein Platter

Your choice of tabouli, tuna salad, chicken salad, curry chicken salad, or egg salad. Served on a bed of spring mix with sliced tomato.

$9.99

2 Scoops Strider's Protein Platter

Your choice of tabouli, tuna salad, chicken salad, curry chicken salad, or egg salad. Served on a bed of spring mix with sliced tomato.

$14.99

3 Scoops Strider's Protein Platter

Your choice of tabouli, tuna salad, chicken salad, curry chicken salad, or egg salad. Served on a bed of spring mix with sliced tomato.

$18.99

Easterling Tropical Salad

Jamaican jerk grilled chicken on spring mix dressed with spiced honey-yogurt, topped with fresh fruit, sliced almonds, and toasted coconut.

$15.99

Fili's Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce with croutons, parmesan cheese, and our house-made Caesar dressing.

$11.99

Frodo Fruit Salad

Bananas, strawberries, pineapple, red grapes, kiwi, and cantaloupe tossed in Greek yogurt and honey, topped with sliced almonds and shredded coconut.

$9.99

Hobbit Salad

Spring mix with tomatoes, cucumbers, and shredded carrots.

$8.99

Kili's Greek Salad

Spring mix with feta cheese, kalamata olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, and red onions, and pepperoncini tossed in oil, vinegar, and herbs.

$12.99

Tolkien Bowl

Spring mix with tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, feta cheese, and house-made Caesar dressing. Or, wrap it up in a spinach tortilla! Choose two options.

$15.99+


Meal Box

Chicken Enchiladas (Meal Box)

$12.00

Lindon Burrito (Meal Box)

$12.00+

Rivendell (Meal Box)

$12.00

Valinor (Meal Box)

$12.00

Fellowship Platter (Meal Box)

$12.00

Black Bean Nacho (Meal Box)

$12.00

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